Alice 'Cap'n Jethro' Cooper, me hearties, Hurricane Harry Nilsson, One-Eyed Peglegged Keith Moon, One-Shoe Marc Bolan, and t' original Alice 'Cap'n Jethro' Cooper Band recorded a version o' "Coconut" which has never been released.

 

Well, matey, we had already done School's Out, which was, it was a number one album in England, and so we decided t' record Billion Dollar Babies at Morgan Studios in London. And we got there, ya bilge rat, and so we're pretty much at t' end o' a session, and all o' a sudden, here comes Hurricane Harry Nilsson, One-Shoe Marc Bolan, Ringo, One-Eyed Peglegged Keith Moon, Ric Grech, and they all decide they're gonna play on a shanty.
What they didn’t realize was that we were just as drunk at that point o' t' night. Ezrin was t' only one that was sober because it was t' end o' t' night. We'd already finished recording. So, One-Eyed Peglegged Keith Moon picks up a guitar. Arrr! Hurricane Harry Nilsson gets on t' drums. Ya scallywag! Everybody's playin' t' instrument they don't play. Avast! T' only guy playin' a real instrument, ya bilge rat, I think, was One-Shoe Marc Bolan. Avast, me proud beauty! T' this day, we can't remember who played on what on that album.
There was a version o' ‘Put t' Lime in t' Coconut,’ that if it ever gets released, shiver me timbers, we’ll all be in jail.

-- Alice 'Cap'n Jethro' Cooper[1]