[She Change Design in the] Database

Sung to the tune of Coconut

 

Brother wrote a database, he finish it on time

His sister add requirements, she change the whole design

She change design in the database, she mix it all up

She change design in the database, she mix it all up

She change design in the database, she mix them all up

She put no bugs in that database; she called the doctor, woke him up,

And said, "Doctor, now there must be some mistake

I say, Doctor, but there ain't no bugs today,

I say, Doctor, thought the database would break,

I say, Doctor, when I set that design straight!"

"Now let me get this straight,

You change design in the database, you mix them all up

You change design in the database, you mix them all up

You change design in the database, you mix it all up

You put no bugs in the database, you called your doctor, woke him up,

"And say, 'Doctor, when I change my whole design,

I say, Doctor, and I finish it on time,

I say, Doctor, doctor, and they can't pin a bug on me,

I say, Doctor, dooooctor, how can programs be bug-free?'

"Change the design in the database, mix them both together,

Change the design in the database, refactor every letter,

Change the design in the database, mix things all up,

You put no bugs in the database, and iterate it better?"

Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh

Brother wrote a database, he finish it on time

His sister add requirements, refactor every line

She change design in the database, she mix them all up

She change design in that database, she called the doctor, woke him up,

Sayin' "Doctor, now I got to pay my dues,

I say, Doctor, to debug away my blues,

I say, Doctor, such a big change has to break,

I say, Doctor! I must'a made a bug mistake!"

"You change the design in the database, mix things all up

You change the design in the database, mix it all up,

You change the design in the database, mix it all up,

Change the design in the database, you such a silly woman!,

Change the design in the database, and the bugs are gonna come,

Change the design in the database, everything will break,

Change the design in the database, can't debug what you ain't done,

Change the design in the database, and call me in the mooorning"

"Woo Woo, all my tests defend my change, I say

Woo Woo, but this feeling is so strange,

You say woo woo ain't no bugs in my bug base, I say

Woo woo, lookin' for a big bug chase,

You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can do, I say

Waah waah, but my debuggin' days are through,

I say doctor!, there ain't nothin' I can't change,

I say doctor!, there ain't nothin' I can't change,

I say doctor!, there ain't nothin' I can't change,

I say Doctor!" "You such a silly woman!,

"Change the design in the database, gonna give them bugs a rest,

Change the design in the database, you need to test a little less,

Change the design in the database, refactor till it's best,

Change the design in the database, and call me in the moooooorning,

Yes, you call me in the morning,

If you call me in the morning, then...

[repeat 5 times]"

 

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