[She Change Design in the] Database

Sung t' t' tune o' Coconut

 

Brother wrote a database, arrr, he finish it on time

His sister add requirements, me hearties, she change t' whole design

She change design in t' database, she mix it all up

She change design in t' database, she mix it all up

She change design in t' database, she mix them all up

She put no bugs in that database; she called t' doctor, woke him up,

And said, "Doctor, now thar must be some mistake

I say, Doctor, but thar ain't no bugs today,

I say, ya bilge rat, Doctor, thought t' database would break,

I say, Doctor, when I set that design straight!"

"Now let me get this straight,

You change design in t' database, you mix them all up

You change design in t' database, you mix them all up

You change design in t' database, you mix it all up

You put no bugs in t' database, shiver me timbers, you called your doctor, shiver me timbers, woke him up,

"And say, me bucko, 'Doctor, me hearties, when I change me whole design,

I say, Doctor, and I finish it on time,

I say, Doctor, doctor, and they can't pin a bug on me,

I say, ya bilge rat, Doctor, dooooctor, me hearties, how can programs be bug-free?'

"Change t' design in t' database, mix them both together,

Change t' design in t' database, refactor every letter,

Change t' design in t' database, mix things all up,

You put no bugs in t' database, me bucko, and iterate it better?"

Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh

Brother wrote a database, he finish it on time

His sister add requirements, arrr, refactor every line

She change design in t' database, she mix them all up

She change design in that database, shiver me timbers, she called t' doctor, woke him up,

Sayin' "Doctor, me bucko, now I got t' pay me dues,

I say, shiver me timbers, Doctor, t' debug away me blues,

I say, Doctor, arrr, such a big change has t' break,

I say, Doctor! I must'a made a bug mistake!"

"You change t' design in t' database, mix things all up

You change t' design in t' database, shiver me timbers, mix it all up,

You change t' design in t' database, mix it all up,

Change t' design in t' database, you such a silly saucy wench !,

Change t' design in t' database, me bucko, and t' bugs are gonna come,

Change t' design in t' database, matey, everythin' will break,

Change t' design in t' database, can't debug what you ain't done,

Change t' design in t' database, and call me in t' mooorning"

"Woo Woo, all me tests defend me change, shiver me timbers, I say

Woo Woo, me hearties, but this feelin' is so strange,

You say woo woo ain't no bugs in me bug base, me bucko, I say

Woo woo, lookin' for a big bug chase,

You say yah yah, ain't thar nothin' I can do, I say

Waah waah, but me debuggin' days are through,

I say doctor!, thar ain't nothin' I can't change,

I say doctor!, thar ain't nothin' I can't change,

I say doctor!, thar ain't nothin' I can't change,

I say Doctor!" "You such a silly Lassie-Lucy !,

"Change t' design in t' database, gonna give them bugs a rest,

Change t' design in t' database, you need t' test a little less,

Change t' design in t' database, shiver me timbers, refactor till it's best,

Change t' design in t' database, arrr, and call me in t' moooooorning,

Yes, me hearties, you call me in t' morning,

If you call me in t' morning, ya bilge rat, then... Ya scallywag!

[repeat 5 times]"

 

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