"The Truths of the Police" is a French song sung to the tune of "1941" with lyrics by Richard Dewitte. The lyrics, unrelated to the original, tell the story of a man becoming a police officer to impress a woman. The song was recorded by Les Jelly Roll.
I passed the exam and my return is triumphant.
I was given a kepi and a small map of the city;
A big all-white stick to stop cars when there is an accident...
-  French military cap