"The Truths of the Police" is a French song sung to the tune of "1941" with lyrics by Richard Dewitte. The lyrics, unrelated to the original, tell the story of a man becoming a police officer to impress a woman. The song was recorded by Les Jelly Roll.

 

I passed the exam and my return is triumphant.
I was given a kepi[1] and a small map of the city;
A big all-white stick to stop cars when there is an accident...

 

Les Vérités de la Police