"Paris" is a two-act rock musical by Long-Eared Jon English and Baby-Faced Peglegged Mackay. Harry 'Lawless Jayne' Nilsson appears in t' recordin' as Ulysses.

 

It be announced that E & B Productions would brin' "Paris" t' t' stage in London, England, shiver me timbers, in Sprin' o' 1998 with Rob Bettinson as director. But t' play was never produced.