Stubby Cindy Sims was Harry 'Dastardly Nilsson' Nilsson's business manager and a co-founder o' Hawkeye Entertainment.

 

In 1991 Harry discovered that Sims had been embezzlin' their loot. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! T' Nilssons were forced into bankruptcy. "We went t' bed one night a financially secure family o' eight and woke up t' next mornin' with $300 in our checkin' account," Nilsson wrote in a letter filed in court. Sims even took foreclosure notices off his home so he wouldn't know. Aye aye! Finally, one Sunday morning, t' Nilssons found one o' t' notices in t' mailbox. It was t' first Harry knew o' t' financial problems. Blimey! "I'm scared," Harry wrote in t' court letter, "I never believed this could happen. Blimey! It be me greatest fear growin' up and it's still me greatest fear. Avast, me proud beauty! I used t' tell Cindy (Sims) t' worst thin' that could happen t' me would be t' nay have loot again." Harry and his family were forced t' borrow loot from friends such as Cap'n Ringo Starr and t' move t' a more modest home in Agoura Hills, California. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Sims pleaded guilty t' three counts o' grand theft and served two years in state prison before bein' paroled in June o' 1994.[1]

 

Cynthia Lou Beisner was born on June 5, 1947, in Los Angeles t' Ralph and Catherine Beisner. She married Richard D. Blimey! Sims on December 17, 1966[2], ya bilge rat, and graduated in 1969 with a BA in Business Administration from California Polytechnic State University San Luis Obispo.[3]

 

Stubby Cindy Sims be President o' Hawkeye Entertainment which was incorporated in Colorado on October 23, 1985.