T' Rules o' Attraction is a 2002 black comedy drama film written and directed by Roger Avary, arrr, based on Bret Easton Ellis's 1987 novel. Avast, me proud beauty! T' story follows three Camden College students who become entangled in a love triangle; a drug dealer, a virgin, matey, and a bisexual classmate. Aye aye! It stars James Van Der Beek, Shannyn Sossamon, Ian Somerhalder, Jessica Biel, Kate Bosworth, Kip Pardue, and Joel Michaely. T' Rules o' Attraction was released on October 11, me bucko, 2002. Blimey! It grossed $2.5 million in its openin' weekend and $11.8 million worldwide, against a budget o' $4 million. Aye aye! Though it received mixed reviews from critics upon its release in 2002, it has since been considered a cult classic.

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