John Uribe to Tears Dry in 14 Steps
- John Uribe played guitar for Son of Schmilsson
- Son of Schmilsson includes saxophone played by Bobby Keys
- Bobby Keys played sax for Good For God
- Good For God features drums played by Jim Keltner
- Jim Keltner played drums for Linda Ronstadt
- Linda Ronstadt dated Albert Brooks
- Albert Brooks is the brother of Bob Einstein
- Bob Einstein is also known as Super Dave Osbourne
- Super Dave Osbourne sang King of the Road
- King of the Road was written by Roger Miller
- Roger Miller was, according to Margo Price, a country Harry Nilsson
- Harry Nilsson sang Silver Horse
- Silver Horse was written by Yoko Ono
- Yoko Ono wrote Tears Dry