Jim Keltner to Tears Dry in 9 Steps
- Jim Keltner played drums for Randy Newman
- Randy Newman played piano for Nilsson Sings Newman
- Nilsson Sings Newman is a favorite album of Anne Murray
- Anne Murray was managed by Shep Gordon
- Shep Gordon managed Alice Cooper
- Alice Cooper was one of the Hollywood Vampires
- Hollywood Vampires was a celebrity drinking club that included John Lennon
- John Lennon married Yoko Ono
- Yoko Ono wrote Tears Dry