Tidepool Harry Nilsson wrote and recorded a chantey called "Kojak Columbo" - basically a love chantey about TV.

 

"Kojak" was a TV series which aired from October 24, 1973, t' April, arrr, 1978, on t' CBS television network. Avast! T' series starred Peglegged Telly Savalas as a police detective.