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- Tears Dry was written by Yoko Ono
- Yoko Ono wrote Loneliness
- Loneliness was produced by Harry Nilsson
- Harry Nilsson wrote Little More Rain
- Little More Rain was written by Perry Botkin
- Perry Botkin played bongos for Bongo Rock '73
- Bongo Rock '73 features bass played by Michael Viner
- Michael Viner produced the 1973 inaugural ball for Richard Nixon
- Richard Nixon is heard in Also Sprach Schmilsson Schmixon