Alice Cooper to The Old Philosopher in 9 Steps
- Alice Cooper was one of the Hollywood Vampires
- Hollywood Vampires was a celebrity drinking club that included John Lennon
- John Lennon was a member of the Beatles
- The Beatles recorded She's Leaving Home
- She's Leaving Home was written by Paul McCartney
- Paul McCartney wrote Blackbird
- Blackbird was produced by Harry Nilsson
- Harry Nilsson was a fan of Eddie Lawrence
- Eddie Lawrence was known as The Old Philosopher