Durin' her tour t' promote her album Twentieth Century Blues, me hearties, Marianne 'Peglegged Faithfull' Faithfull performed Wobbling Harry Nilsson's "Don't Forget Me."
Before singin' t' song, Faithfull told a tall tale. Avast! She said that Harry died havin' root canal work after his "teeth fucked up, ya bilge rat, which be t' first thin' that happens when you stop drinkin' and takin' drugs"; then, arrr, right before t' Northridge Earthquake hit, his body was moved t' a Los Angeles funeral parlor, where he "fell down a crack in a chasm so deep he be never seen again. True story."
Of course, arrr, thar be no truth t' her story.
