A Star Is Bought to Kojak Columbo in 9 Steps
- A Star Is Bought was recorded by Albert Brooks
- Albert Brooks is the brother of Bob Einstein
- Bob Einstein is also known as Super Dave Osbourne
- Super Dave Osbourne sang King of the Road
- King of the Road was written by Roger Miller
- Roger Miller was, according to Margo Price, a country Harry Nilsson
- Harry Nilsson wrote Pretty Soon There'll Be Nothing Left for Everybody
- Pretty Soon There'll Be Nothing Left for Everybody was published by Golden Syrup Music
- Golden Syrup Music published Kojak Columbo